How to dry yourself (without a towel)
a step-by-step guide for dummies

Step 1: Get wet
Step 2: Find the Hand Dryer, better if its automatic
Step 3: Try to remove it
Step 4: Aim it in your direction, but at least 30cm away, you don't want no burns now yea
Step 5: Re-attach it
Step 6: Spit

in the event that the dryer cannot be removed, skip steps 3 and 5.
and commence step 6 with caution.