How to dry yourself (without a towel)
a step-by-step guide for dummies
Step 1: Get wet
Step 2: Find the Hand Dryer, better if its automatic
Step 3: Try to remove it
Step 4: Aim it in your direction, but at least 30cm away, you don't want no burns now yea
Step 5: Re-attach it
Step 6: Spit
in the event that the dryer cannot be removed, skip steps 3 and 5.
and commence step 6 with caution.
1 comment:
thats bull, if you were to read this you would
1 be somwhere with a towel and no internet, unless you had a phone, but wouldnt be using it if you were wet. what kind of idiots do you think we are?
2 obviously not have a freaking computer
3 if you happened to be reading this you wouldnt have a hand dryer at home, and if you diddnt have a hairdryer your screwed and what the fuck is the spitting about?
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